Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
