your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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