better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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