Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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