So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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