Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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