Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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