if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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