Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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