apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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