he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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