It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
we're so committed to being not committed
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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