Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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