yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just gift wrapped bread.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
