Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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