are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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