I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
