The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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