i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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