Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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