So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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