I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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