I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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