People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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