Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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