Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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