You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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