so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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