is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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