is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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