I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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