Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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