There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You pole danced in your parka.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.