I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*