Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.