You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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