There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Everclear isn't food dammit
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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