I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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