I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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