so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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