How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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