If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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