he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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