Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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