Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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