oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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