would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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