dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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