It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize