she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
