He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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