check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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