love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.