I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My pussy is not your playground.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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