You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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