butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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