You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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